Knock-knock jokes are still popular today. They are known for their funny puns and simple setup. People of all ages enjoy their humor. Here is a list of 40 knock-knock jokes that will make you chuckle or groan, depending on how much you like puns!
Classic and Witty Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Ada.
- Ada who?
- Ada burger for my meal!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Anee.
- Anee who?
- Anee one can come in, it’s cold outside!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Boo.
- Boo who?
- Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Lettuce.
- Lettuce who?
- Lettuce in, it’s too cold out here.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Olive.
- Olive who?
- Olive you and miss you!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Tank.
- Tank who?
- You’re very welcome!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Dishes.
- Dishes who?
- Dishes a really bad joke.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Woo.
- Woo who?
- I’m excited too!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Howard.
- Howard who?
- Howard you like to knock instead?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Annie.
- Annie who?
- Annie one home?
Jokes That Keep You Guessing
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Cows go.
- Cows go who?
- No, cows go moo!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Luke.
- Luke who?
- Luke through the peephole and see!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Ya.
- Ya who?
- Wow, you’re excited to see me too!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Atch.
- Atch who?
- Bless you!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Europe.
- Europe who?
- No, you’re a poo!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Orange.
- Orange who?
- Orange you going to let me in?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Interrupting cow.
- Interrupting cow wh-
- Moo!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Harry.
- Harry who?
- Harry up and open the door!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Ice cream.
- Ice cream who?
- Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Broken pencil.
- Broken pencil who?
- Nevermind, it’s pointless.
Just for the Pun of It
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Cash.
- Cash who?
- No thanks, I like peanuts better.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Canoe.
- Canoe who?
- Canoe come out and play?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Snow.
- Snow who?
- Snow use, I forgot my key again.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Needle.
- Needle who?
- Needle little help with the groceries.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Banana.
- Banana who?
- Banana split, so ice creamed!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Mikey.
- Mikey who?
- Mikey doesn’t fit the keyhole!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- To.
- To who?
- To whom!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Howl.
- Howl who?
- Howl you know unless you open the door?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Amish.
- Amish who?
- I miss you too!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Leaf.
- Leaf who?
- Leaf me alone!
Laughs for Everyone
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Spell.
- Spell who?
- W-H-O!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Icy.
- Icy who?
- Icy you!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Honeydew.
- Honeydew who?
- Honeydew you know how much I love you?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Figs.
- Figs who?
- Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Cook.
- Cook who?
- Cook-a-doodle-doo!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Noah.
- Noah who?
- Noah good place we can eat?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Cargo.
- Cargo who?
- Car go “beep beep”!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Butter.
- Butter who?
- Butter let me in, it’s raining!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Scold.
- Scold who?
- Scold outside, let me in!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Police.
- Police who?
- Police stop telling these bad knock-knock jokes!
These knock-knock jokes all have a clever pun or funny twist, showing this classic format can still be humorous. Whether you share them with friends or just need a lighthearted moment, knock-knock jokes are a sure way to bring some laughter to your day. Enjoy telling them and maybe even create some of your own!