Knock-knock jokes are a classic and cherished part of many people’s childhoods. They can be found in numerous family joke collections. These jokes are uncomplicated, frequently charmingly corny, and suitable for nearly any group of listeners. Presented here is an assortment of 50 knock-knock jokes intended to keep you amused and chuckling.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Tank.
- Tank who?
- You’re welcome!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Lettuce.
- Lettuce who?
- Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Boo.
- Boo who?
- Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Olive.
- Olive who?
- Olive you and I miss you!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Atch.
- Atch who?
- Bless you!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Harry.
- Harry who?
- Harry up and open the door!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Cow says.
- Cow says who?
- Cow says moooo!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Ice cream.
- Ice cream who?
- Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Howard.
- Howard who?
- Howard you like to be knocking for a change?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Dewey.
- Dewey who?
- Dewey have to keep telling these jokes?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Ya.
- Ya who?
- Wow, I’m excited to see you too!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Luke.
- Luke who?
- Luke through the peep hole and find out!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Orange.
- Orange who?
- Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Anita.
- Anita who?
- Anita bit more time to get to the door!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Europe.
- Europe who?
- No, you’re a poo!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Ida.
- Ida who?
- Ida know, I forgot!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Norma Lee.
- Norma Lee who?
- Norma Lee I have my key, but can you let me in anyway?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Cash.
- Cash who?
- No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Dishes.
- Dishes who?
- Dishes the police! Open up!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Aldo.
- Aldo who?
- Aldo anything for a quiet night in!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Cows go.
- Cows go who?
- No silly, cows go moo!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Annie.
- Annie who?
- Annie body seen my keys?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Amos.
- Amos who?
- A mosquito bit me!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- A little old lady.
- A little old lady who?
- I didn’t know you could yodel!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Etch.
- Etch who?
- Bless you!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Justin.
- Justin who?
- Just in time for dinner!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Cook.
- Cook who?
- Cook-a-doodle-doo! Good
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Figs.
- Figs who?
- Figs your doorbell, it’s not working!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Beets!
- Beets who?
- Beets me, I forgot the punchline!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Police.
- Police who?
- Police let us in, it’s cold out here!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Broken pencil.
- Broken pencil who?
- Never mind, it’s pointless.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Leaf.
- Leaf who?
- Leaf me alone, I’m busy!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Spell.
- Spell who?
- Okay, W-H-O.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Mustache.
- Mustache who?
- I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Water.
- Water who?
- Water you thinking about?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Canoe.
- Canoe who?
- Canoe help me with my homework?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Mikey.
- Mikey who?
- Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole, can you let me in?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Dozen.
- Dozen who?
- Dozen anybody want to let me in?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Hawaii.
- Hawaii who?
- I’m fine, Hawaii you?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- To.
- To who?
- To whom!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Cargo.
- Cargo who?
- Car go “beep beep”!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Alpaca.
- Alpaca who?
- Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Woo.
- Woo who?
- Don’t get too excited, it’s just a joke.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Robin.
- Robin who?
- Robin you, now hand over the cash!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Who.
- Who who?
- Is there an owl in here?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Abby.
- Abby who?
- Abby birthday to you!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Ivana.
- Ivana who?
- Ivana know if you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Iva.
- Iva who?
- Iva sore hand from knocking!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Turnip.
- Turnip who?
- Turnip the volume, it’s my favorite song!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Doughnut.
- Doughnut who?
- Doughnut forget to let me in!
Each joke is designed to be quick and easy to remember, perfect for sharing a laugh with friends and family!