Valentine’s Day provides a chance to express love and joy with loved ones. It’s the perfect time to make people laugh and smile through cards, texts, or during a romantic dinner. The following 90 Valentine’s Day jokes can add humor and fun to the celebrations and make the day more memorable for your significant other or friends. By sharing these jokes in your own creative way, you can spread happiness on this day devoted to love and relationships. The jokes allow you to celebrate connections and intimacy with laughter, making the occasion more lighthearted and special.
Love and Laughter
- What did one light bulb say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
- “I love you a whole watt!”
- Why did the banana go out with the prune on Valentine’s Day?
- Because it couldn’t find a date!
- What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
- “I find you very attractive.”
- What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
- Hogs and kisses!
- What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
- “I’m stuck on you!”
- Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?
- Because he wanted sweet dreams!
- What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?
- Forget-me-nuts.
- What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine’s Day?
- “Owl be yours!”
- What did the elephant say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
- “I love you a tonne!”
- Why do skunks love Valentine’s Day?
- Because they’re scent-imental.
Cupid’s Quips
- What did one volcano say to the other?
- “I lava you!”
- What do you call two birds in love?
- Tweethearts.
- What did the calculator say to the pencil?
- “You can count on me!”
- What did one oar say to the other?
- “Can I interest you in a little row-mance?”
- Why do painters always fall in love?
- Because they’re drawn to each other!
- What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
- “I’m sweet on you!”
- What did the bat say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
- “You’re fun to hang around with.”
- Why did the chef give his girlfriend a box of spices?
- He knew it was the seasoning of love.
- What did the rabbit say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
- “Some bunny loves you!”
- What did the drum say to the other drum on Valentine’s Day?
- “My heart beats for you.”
Heartbeat Humor
- Why was the broom late for Valentine’s Day?
- It over-swept!
- What did one sheep say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
- “Will you be my Valen-ewe?”
- What do you call a ghost’s true love?
- His ghoul-friend.
- What did the light bulb say to the switch?
- “You turn me on.”
- What did the pickle say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
- “You mean a great dill to me.”
- What did one watermelon say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
- “You’re one in a melon!”
- What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day?
- Cauliflowers!
- Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
- She didn’t suit his taste!
- What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle?
- “You mean a great dill to me.”
- What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine’s Day?
- “You’re purr-fect for me!”
Sweet Sayings
- What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine’s Day?
- “Let me call you Tweet-heart!”
- What did one bee say to the other?
- “I love bee-ing with you, honey!”
- What did one blueberry say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
- “I love you berry much!”
- What do you write in a slug’s Valentine’s Day card?
- “Be my Valen-slime!”
- What did the cucumber say to the pickle?
- “You mean a great dill to me.”
- What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
- Chirpes. It’s tweetable but incurable.
- What did one sheep say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
- “I love ewe!”
- What did the baker give his sweetheart on Valentine’s Day?
- Lots of flour!
- Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?
- She didn’t suit his taste!
- What do you call a very small valentine?
- A valen-tiny.
Punny Love
- What did the stamp say to the envelope?
- “I’m stuck on you.”
- What did one light bulb say to the other?
- “I love you a whole watt!”
- What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
- “Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?”
- Why did the girl sit on her watch?
- She wanted to be on time for Valentine’s Day.
- What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
- “I love you with all my art.”
- What did the farmer give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
- Hogs and kisses.
- What do you call a very small Valentine?
- A valen-tiny!
- What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
- A hug and a quiche!
- What do you call a ghost’s true love?
- His ghoul-friend!
- What did the boy bat say to his girlfriend?
- “You’re fun to hang around with.”
Cheesy Chuckles
- Why did the lemon stop halfway across the road?
- Because it ran out of juice!
- What did the calculator say to the pencil?
- “You add meaning to my life.”
- Why did the banana go out with the prune?
- Because he couldn’t find a date!
- What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
- “I’m sweet on you!”
- What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
- “I find you very attractive.”
- What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine’s Day?
- “Owl be yours!”
- Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?
- Because he wanted sweet dreams!
- What did one volcano say to the other?
- “I lava you!”
- What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day?
- Forget-me-nuts.
- What do you call two birds in love?
- Tweethearts.
Romantic Riddles
- What do you call an old snowman?
- Water.
- What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine’s Day?
- “Let me call you Tweet-heart!”
- What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?
- Forget-me-nuts.
- What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
- A hug and a quiche!
- What happens when you fall in love with a French chef?
- You get buttered up.
- Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?
- Because he wanted sweet dreams!
- What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine’s Day?
- “You’re purr-fect for me!”
- What did the pencil say to the paper?
- “I dot my i’s on you!”
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
- Because he felt crummy.
- What did one boat say to the other?
- “Are you up for a little row-mance?”
Amorous Antics
- What did one sheep say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
- “I love ewe!”
- What did the cucumber say to the pickle?
- “You mean a great dill to me.”
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
- They don’t have the guts.
- What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
- Chirpes. It’s tweetable but incurable.
- What did the bat say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
- “You’re fun to hang around with.”
- What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
- “Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?”
- **What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine’s Day?**
- “Owl be yours!”
- What do you call two birds in love?
- Tweethearts.
- What did the elephant say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
- “I love you a tonne!”
- Why do skunks love Valentine’s Day?
- Because they’re scent-imental.
- What did one light bulb say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
- “I love you a whole watt!”
- Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?
- Because he wanted sweet dreams!
- What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?
- Forget-me-nuts.
- What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine’s Day?
- “Owl be yours!”
- What did the elephant say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
- “I love you a tonne!”
- Why do skunks love Valentine’s Day?
- Because they’re scent-imental.
- What did one volcano say to the other?
- “I lava you!”
- What do you call two birds in love?
- Tweethearts.
- What did the calculator say to the pencil?
- “You can count on me!”
- What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
- “I find you very attractive.”
These jokes are perfect for bringing a smile to anyone’s face this Valentine’s Day. Enjoy sharing them and spreading the love and laughter!