95 Egg-cellent Easter Jokes for Egg-stra Laughter

Easter is more than just egg hunts and chocolate bunnies. It’s also a wonderful opportunity to share jokes and laughter! With funny puns and rabbit-related humor, these 95 Easter jokes are ideal for bringing cheerful amusement to your holiday celebrations. If you want something entertaining for the dinner table or a humorous line for a card, these jokes will surely make everyone grin. So use these to add cheerful lightheartedness to your gatherings, whether you tell them out loud or write them in a greeting.

Bunny Banter

  1. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
  • Bugs Bunny!
  1. How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
  • Lots of eggs-ercise!
  1. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
  • 14 carrot gold!
  1. How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
  • Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
  1. What do you get if you give an Easter Bunny a pair of socks?
  • A sock hop!
  1. Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
  • To prove he wasn’t chicken!
  1. What do you call a very smart bunny?
  • An egghead!
  1. How does the Easter Bunny travel on vacation?
  • By hare-plane!
  1. Why was the rabbit rubbing his head?
  • Because he had an egg-ache!
  1. What do you call a sleepy Easter Bunny?
    • The Easter Snoozy!

Egg Jokes

  1. How do eggs stay healthy?
    • They “egg-cercise”!
  2. What day do eggs hate most?
    • Fry-days!
  3. Why did the egg go to school?
    • To get “egg-ucated”!
  4. How do monsters like their eggs?
    • Terror-fried!
  5. Why couldn’t the egg tell a joke?
    • It might crack up!
  6. What do you call an adventurous egg?
    • An “eggs-plorer”!
  7. Why did the egg get thrown out of class?
    • Because it was eggs-pelled!
  8. How did the egg climb the mountain?
    • It scrambled up!
  9. What’s an egg’s least favorite day of the week?
    • Fry-day.
  10. Why did the Easter egg hide?
    • He was a little chicken!

Chocolate Jokes

  1. Why did the chocolate bunny go to the gym?
    • To keep its “sweet” shape!
  2. What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
    • A runny bunny!
  3. How does the Easter Bunny eat a chocolate bunny?
    • Ears first!
  4. What do you get if you cross a chocolate bunny with a rooster?
    • A cockle-doodle-doo that’s chocolate through and through!
  5. Why did the chocolate bunny join a band?
    • Because it had sweet beats!
  6. What kind of bean can’t grow in a garden?
    • A jelly bean!
  7. What do you get when you cross an Easter Bunny with a famous detective?
    • A hare-lock Holmes!
  8. Why was the little chocolate bunny sad?
    • Someone ate his tail!
  9. What’s a chocolate bunny’s favorite music?
    • Hip hop!
  10. How do you know when a chocolate bunny is sad?
    • When he’s a bit down in the mouth!

Chick Jokes

  1. Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
    • He wasn’t what she was “eggs-pecting”!
  2. Why did the chick join a band?
    • Because it had the “chicks”!
  3. What do you call a mischievous egg?
    • A “practical yolker”!
  4. Why did the chick cross the playground?
    • To get to the other slide!
  5. How do baby chicks dance?
    • Chick-to-chick!
  6. What do chicks ride at amusement parks?
    • The scrambler!
  7. What do you call a crazy chicken?
    • A cuckoo cluck!
  8. Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
    • He wasn’t what she was “eggs-pecting”!
  9. Why did the chick join a band?
    • Because it had the “chicks”!
  10. What do you call a mischievous egg?
    • A “practical yolker”!

General Easter Humor

  1. **What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?

**
– Hoppy Easter!

  1. What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backwards?
    • A receding hare-line.
  2. What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
    • A receding hareline.
  3. What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
    • A Hot Cross bunny.
  4. What do you call a duck who just doesn’t fit in?
    • Mallardjusted.
  5. How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?
    • She hires Santa’s elves during the off-season.
  6. What kind of bunny can’t hop?
    • A chocolate one!
  7. Why did the Easter egg hide?
    • Because it was a little chicken!
  8. What’s yellow, weighs 1,000 pounds, and sings?
    • Two 500 pound canaries!
  9. Why do we paint Easter eggs?
    • Because it’s easier than wallpapering them!

Even More Egg-citing Jokes

  1. How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
    • Hare mail!
  2. What do you call a mischievous egg?
    • A practical yolker.
  3. What’s the best way to make Easter easier?
    • Put an “i” where the “t” is.
  4. What kind of stories do rabbits like best?
    • Ones with hoppy endings.
  5. How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
    • Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
  6. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
    • He was having a bad hare day.
  7. What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
    • An egghead.
  8. Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summer?
    • They have hare conditioning.
  9. What do you call an Easter Bunny with a bent ear?
    • All ears!
  10. Why did the Easter Bunny hide the egg?
    • Because it was a little chicken!

Punny Play

  1. Why did the Easter egg hide?
    • He was a little chicken!
  2. What do you call a bunny who tells jokes?
    • A funny bunny!
  3. What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
    • A honey bunny!
  4. What kind of books do bunnies like?
    • Ones with hoppy endings.
  5. Why did the bunny go to the dance?
    • To do the bunny hop!
  6. What do you call a forgetful rabbit?
    • A hare-brain!
  7. How do bunnies stay healthy?
    • Eggercise!
  8. What do you call a bunny with fleas?
    • Bugs Bunny!
  9. What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
    • Unique up on it!
  10. Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
    • To prove he wasn’t chicken!
  11. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
    • Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
  12. What do you call a rabbit who tells good jokes?
    • A funny bunny!
  13. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
    • An oyster bunny!
  14. What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
    • A smarty pants!
  15. What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime?
    • One with a hoppy ending!
  16. What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school?
    • Egg-spelled!
  17. Why was the little girl sad after the Easter egg hunt?
    • Because an egg beat her.
  18. What do you call a sleeping egg?
    • Egg-zosted!
  19. Why did the Easter Bunny hide?
    • He didn’t want to be caught on a bad hare day.
  20. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?
    • IHOP!
  21. What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his jeans?
    • A smarty pants.
  22. What kind of bunny can’t hop?
    • A chocolate one!
  23. Why are people always tired in April?
    • Because they just finished a march.
  24. What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backwards?
    • A receding hareline.
  25. What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?
    • A funny bunny!
  26. Why did the rabbit go to the dance?
    • To do the bunny hop.
  27. **What do you call a bunny with fleas?**
    • Bugs Bunny!
  28. What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
    • Bunny burps!
  29. Why do rabbits eat carrots?
    • Because they don’t like to carrot all!
  30. What do you call a very tired Easter egg?
    • Eggs-hausted!
  31. What music do Easter bunnies listen to?
    • Hip hop!
  32. What do you call a rabbit who’s a comedian?
    • A funny bunny!
  33. What kind of books do little chicks like?
    • Peep-tionaries!
  34. Why are bunnies the luckiest animals?
    • They have four rabbit’s feet!
  35. What do you call an egg from outer space?
    • An “Egg-straterrestrial”!

These jokes are perfect for sharing some light-hearted humor with family and friends during Easter. Enjoy the holiday and have a hoppy Easter!