NokNok jokes are the quintessential form of classic humor that never seems to go out of style. Loved by kids and adults alike, these jokes are simple, often punny, and always good for a quick laugh. Here’s a list of 98 knock-knock jokes that are perfect for brightening up any day or occasion.
Classic Setups
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Tank.
- Tank who?
- You’re welcome!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Lettuce.
- Lettuce who?
- Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Boo.
- Boo who?
- Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Olive.
- Olive who?
- Olive you and I miss you!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Atch.
- Atch who?
- Bless you!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Harry.
- Harry who?
- Harry up, it’s cold out here!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Cow says.
- Cow says who?
- Cow says moooo!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Ice cream.
- Ice cream who?
- Ice cream every time I watch a sad movie!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Howard.
- Howard who?
- Howard you like to be knocking for a change?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Dewey.
- Dewey who?
- Dewey have to use a knock-knock joke?
Word Play Fun
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Ya.
- Ya who?
- Wow, I’m excited to see you too!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Luke.
- Luke who?
- Luke through the peep hole and find out!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Orange.
- Orange who?
- Orange you going to let me in?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Anita.
- Anita who?
- Anita drink of water, so please let me in!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Europe.
- Europe who?
- No, you’re a poo!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Ida.
- Ida who?
- Ida know, I forgot!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Norma Lee.
- Norma Lee who?
- Norma Lee I have my key, but can you let me in?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Cash.
- Cash who?
- No thanks, I’d prefer some peanuts.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Dishes.
- Dishes who?
- Dishes a very bad joke!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Aldo.
- Aldo who?
- Aldo anything for you!
Just for Giggles
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Cows go.
- Cows go who?
- No silly, cows go moo!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Annie.
- Annie who?
- Annie body home?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Amos.
- Amos who?
- A mosquito.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- A little old lady.
- A little old lady who?
- I didn’t know you could yodel!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Etch.
- Etch who?
- Bless you, friend!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Justin.
- Justin who?
- Just in the neighborhood, thought I
’d stop by!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Cook.
- Cook who?
- Cook-a-doodle-doo!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Figs.
- Figs who?
- Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Beets!
- Beets who?
- Beets me!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Police.
- Police who?
- Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!
Unexpected Twists
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Broken pencil.
- Broken pencil who?
- Never mind, it’s pointless.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Leaf.
- Leaf who?
- Leaf me alone!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Spell.
- Spell who?
- W-H-O!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Mustache.
- Mustache who?
- I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Water.
- Water who?
- Water you waiting for? Let me in!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Canoe.
- Canoe who?
- Canoe help me with my homework?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Mikey.
- Mikey who?
- Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole, that’s why I’m knocking!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Dozen.
- Dozen who?
- Dozen anybody want to let me in?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Hawaii.
- Hawaii who?
- I’m fine, Hawaii you?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- To.
- To who?
- To whom!
Never-ending Fun
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Cargo.
- Cargo who?
- Cargo “beep beep,” let me in!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Alpaca.
- Alpaca who?
- Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Woo.
- Woo who?
- Don’t get too excited, it’s just a joke.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Robin.
- Robin who?
- Robin you, now hand over the cash!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Who.
- Who who?
- Is there an owl in here?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Abby.
- Abby who?
- Abby birthday to you!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Ivana.
- Ivana who?
- Ivana know if you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Iva.
- Iva who?
- Iva sore hand from knocking!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Turnip.
- Turnip who?
- Turnip the heat, it’s freezing in here!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Doughnut.
- Doughnut who?
- Doughnut forget to let me in!
This marathon of knock-knock jokes doesn’t just stop at fifty; there are dozens more to discover and share. Whether you’re looking for a chuckle, a groan, or just a way to lighten the mood, these jokes are a perfect addition to any day. Keep on knocking, and the laughs will keep on coming!